A boy and his pillow casket

 

Pillow forts are all the rage in Europe.

 

One of G’s favorite games is to build a cube out of our square throw pillows and hide inside it in the corner of our sectional sofa. He sits in it all the time. Usually, it’s an alien spaceship or a Pokémon ball or a house or a bed.

Today, it was the casket for his baby-doll’s father. (Which, following standard toddler logic, means the resting place is his own.)

Disclaimer: It’s not completely unheard of for him to mention funerals and cemeteries in his play; we’ve had a freakish number of deaths in our immediate circle since his birth, and play is how kids work through things, I know, I know.

Still. Today’s adventure was detailed enough to be a bit disturbing.

Here’s the full transcript:

G: (mumble-mumble-mumble from the depths of the comfy-fied pillow casket)

Me: Hmm? What, baby?

G: Moopiter’s dad died.

M: What? That’s sad.

G: Moopiter’s dad died. Now he’s in the box.

M: What box?

G: The box. Like at the cemetery where they put the people.

M: (Intentionally not overreacting. See? I’m such an adult.) Aw, that’s sad. What happened?

G: Moopiter’s dad died. He was hungry, so he went in the kitchen and was making a salad. He was going to make it with spinach leaves, but he messed up and made it with poison ivy leaves, and now he is died [sic].

(pause)

G: And I am Moopiter’s dad, and now I am in the box.

M: Um, why did you put poison ivy in your salad?

From the next room, my husband’s disembodied voice: Son, that’s why I always try to keep my poison ivy leaves somewhere other than the kitchen. Makes things easier.

G: Well, I went into the woods, and I got the leaves, and I cut them up, and I got the wrong ones. Because they are all poison ivy in the woods.

(pause)

G: And I put them in the bowl, and I cut them up and they were not little, and I put bacon, and I put croutons, and cheese, and that white sauce — ranch dressing? I put that. And then I just eat it up and I died.

M: Ohhhkay. Um, well. That makes me sad.

G: Sorry.

(silence)

M: Hey, G, if I go get it, will you tell that story to my camera?

G: (flatly) I already died. I can’t talk to you anymore.

And by God, he didn’t. Wouldn’t. Refused.

Well, until a little later, when he launched into a ghostly voice, allegedly mimicking one he says he hears from his grandmother’s vault at the mausoleum, but that’s a whole ‘nother blog post.

Is it normal for three-year-olds to play funeral? I’m starting to wonder…

 

And there you have it.

And there you have it.



6 Responses to “ “A boy and his pillow casket”

  1. Nik says:

    I will be using that in something….just warning you.

    • Tracy says:

      Haha, go for it. Like I told Jerry, I’m half afraid to document these things, because Gideon will sue me when he’s an adult. (Technically, are these his stories or mine, then?)

  2. By the time G. goes to first grade you will have a full book of Gideonisms.

    I would check out salads made at home, however!

  3. Frank says:

    Heheheh… Uncle Frank… And the kid doesn’t even know me.

    • Tracy says:

      Oh, you’d love him. He’s definitely his parents, multiplied. (Sorry, world.)

      Come on back and meet him already.

      Also? Just because?

      Trista drove here this weekend. Yeah, seriously.

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